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Archive for January, 2006

shuffle board anyone?

Posted: Friday, January 27th, 2006 @ 5:48 pm in Stuff | 3 Comments »

it’s official. i am one of two new activities directors at farmington square home for seniors with alzheimer’s. time for shuffle board, dominoes, water aerobics for the elderly? i go and fill out my paperwork on tuesday. so hooray! i have a job and i can leave eugene hearing and speech (no, i haven’t done [...]

work and karma

Posted: Thursday, January 26th, 2006 @ 7:39 pm in Stuff | 2 Comments »

i don’t want to jinx things, but all things work related that are also NOT eugene hearing and speech are looking up. some good things are in the works and it is seeming as though the universe is going to give me a break on the employment front. hopefully there will be something good soon.
ironically, [...]

eugene hearing and speech can bite my shiny metal ass

Posted: Wednesday, January 25th, 2006 @ 5:41 pm in Stuff | 4 Comments »

screw the assholes at eugene hearing and speech. let me tell you how awesome it feels to be the only staff member kicked out of a mandatory all staff meeting just because it will go over my precious hour limit (a measly sixteen). i did the math after i stormed out in tears and NO [...]

new hotness

Posted: Monday, January 23rd, 2006 @ 10:40 pm in Stuff | 2 Comments »

it’s here. it’s being used right now. it’s everything i dreamed it could be. and it’s all mine. that’s right you heard it here first. as of today i am the proud owner of a 12″ apple powerbook laptop…oh yes. uo bookstore special alumni pricing; i knew my college degree was good for something. this [...]

i hate moving

Posted: Saturday, January 21st, 2006 @ 2:45 pm in Stuff | No Comments »

don’t ever move this way if you can help it. put all of your things in boxes and rent a truck. do not move things a carload at a time for weeks on end. what you will end up finding out is that nearly all of your belongings are lost, and or deemed unnecessary [...]

rain day 22

Posted: Tuesday, January 17th, 2006 @ 1:52 pm in Stuff | 1 Comment »

is that how long it’s been raining? i think mother nature is trying to make up for the time dylan and i spent in tucson. it has been raining nearly all day everyday for more than 20 days and the 10 day forecast shows rain everyday still. stupid global warming.
i am hating both of my [...]

news

Posted: Friday, January 13th, 2006 @ 12:54 pm in Stuff | No Comments »

today i have an interview (no details so as not to jinx); hopefully it will be over by the time anyone reads this. in the mean time i provide photos of the hilarious kind.
good kitty

bad kitty…note the tongue

annoying kitty

new years and moving?

Posted: Sunday, January 1st, 2006 @ 6:57 pm in Stuff | 3 Comments »

well, i should begin with new years eve:
yesterday some people finally came to look at our house. they seemed pretty interested and were asking how soon they could move in…like coud they move in the next two or three days. so we are just waiting to hear from our landlord if they passed the credit [...]