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Archive for October, 2005

huwah??/!?!?!?!1

Posted: Wednesday, October 19th, 2005 @ 5:21 pm in Stuff | No Comments »

ok. i had a whole post written and then it just disappeared. boo. so here is the gist…are you ready?
my job sucks.
i got requested to apply for a job in pdx with the lake oswego school district. (not the first time this has happened)
i’m not taking the job because portland sucks.
instead i am applying for [...]

icky

Posted: Sunday, October 16th, 2005 @ 8:08 pm in Stuff | 1 Comment »

i’m sick. work is going to suck tomorrow. leave me alone.

news from the work front

Posted: Wednesday, October 12th, 2005 @ 9:33 pm in Stuff | 2 Comments »

so because it would make dylan proud, i am going to be as succinct as possible. many of you know that is nearly impossible for me but i am going to try. so here it goes.
i had a meeting with my boss earlier this week and the news was good. there are a lot of [...]

sleepy eye crusties

Posted: Saturday, October 8th, 2005 @ 5:48 am in Stuff | No Comments »

it is 5:42 am. why am i awake? dave. i am up to buy dave tickets the old fashioned way. no i don’t have a warehouse membership anymore, please dont’ judge. besides, i have to buy the tix this way anyhow because warehouse limits you to two per show and i need three. so [...]

announcing the return of tales of the commode

Posted: Thursday, October 6th, 2005 @ 4:51 pm in Stuff | No Comments »

yes that’s right, they’re back. we should however, think of this as part duex because i have made a conscious effort not to be in any more situations that would spawn such tales as “tales of the commode: part une” did. so here we go.
everyday our classroom schedule goes as such: choice time, circle time, [...]

update frenzy?

Posted: Monday, October 3rd, 2005 @ 8:34 pm in Stuff | 2 Comments »

ummm…so it has been requested that i update or else i am going to be sent back to arizona. unfortunately i don’t have any great or funny stories to share right now. but as soon as one comes up, i will share. while i don’t work with typical kids, these kids are normal enough that [...]