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Archive for May, 2005

the one with the last day of work

Posted: Friday, May 27th, 2005 @ 2:14 pm in Stuff | 1 Comment »

ok. today was the last day of work! wahoo! i thought i would have to stay until noon, but no. instead, one of my students put blood in my hair and then i got to go home. so happy that’s over. i also found out that my boss tried to screw me out of [...]

ok

Posted: Monday, May 23rd, 2005 @ 6:11 pm in Stuff | No Comments »

so, yesterday i was feeling very forgotten and unloved by my family because they didn’t call for my birthday. today is better. this morning i was still upset, but then my sisters called and i felt better. now, i know that my mom read my website and reminded them to call and that was the [...]

birthday badness

Posted: Sunday, May 22nd, 2005 @ 10:16 pm in Stuff | 2 Comments »

so as many of you know, today is my birthday. dylan and i went up mt. lemmon for a hike in cool weather today. good times. we only hiked about 3 miles round trip, but it was at 8000 feet so i don’t feel bad about the lack of distance. we hiked about a mile [...]

SCIENCE!- in action…

Posted: Friday, May 20th, 2005 @ 6:21 pm in Stuff | 1 Comment »

today the temperature climbed well over 100 degrees. dylan and i decided that in honor of our 105 degree day we should fry eggs on the sidewalk. and seeing that we had two old eggs in our fridge, it seemed like the perfect opportunity to put them to use. so we put some foil down [...]

3, 5, 18

Posted: Thursday, May 19th, 2005 @ 3:59 pm in Stuff | No Comments »

i hate all this waiting. there is nothing more agonizing than waiting for something exciting to happen. i am really stoked to be done with work, and even more excited to move back to oregon. i feel like time is moving in reverse; upside…i may be getting younger.
forecast for my birthday…a blistering 109 degrees.
so…last weekend [...]

so many countdowns

Posted: Tuesday, May 17th, 2005 @ 8:27 pm in Stuff | No Comments »

we have three countdowns taking place in our house currently…5 days until my birthday, 8 days left of work and 20 days until we move. in other news, i got 17 emails today. holy crap. so if you wrote me and email and are waiting for a response it may be a few days. i [...]

new dmb

Posted: Friday, May 13th, 2005 @ 4:09 pm in Stuff | 3 Comments »

now that i have had plenty of time to really listen to the new disc, i can review it. so i am sure you all know that i hated the first single “american baby” because it was lame. carter was the human drum machine, leroi was nearly nowhere to be found until the akward jam [...]

just when i thought i had seen everything…

Posted: Thursday, May 12th, 2005 @ 7:56 pm in Stuff | 1 Comment »

today i saw something that i never thought was possible. dylan threw away/recycled computer AND car parts. oh my god. nostradamus was finally right. it’s going to be friday the 13th and the world is actually going to end. i suppose that this means the moving process has officially begun. first the gradual clean [...]

bless me readers for i have sinned, it has been 5 days since my last post.

Posted: Wednesday, May 11th, 2005 @ 4:29 pm in Stuff | No Comments »

so we have returned from california. oh so tired. i couldn’t be too relieved that i have a mere 12 days of work remaining, even though i will have to spend them without the support of my co-aid lynnette. why? you ask…well, let’s just say that lynnette is no longer with our agency. it is [...]

headed to california

Posted: Friday, May 6th, 2005 @ 3:04 pm in Stuff | No Comments »

i took today off to get some things done before we leave for california, and hoo boy did i get crap done. my usual weekly dinner menu that we keep on the fridge was replaced today with my list of things to do. it read as follows:
list of stupid things to do:
clean stupid bathroom
clean stupid [...]