The Secret Life of Me

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so, for those of you who don’t know i have decided, finally, that i am going to go ahead and get my “c’s”. assuming that not many of you are speech pathologists, my “c’s” are actually my ccc or my certificate of clinical competence. one of my student’s receives services from a slp for feeding [...]

today my student birthed a turd the size of a canteloupe. the only thing that makes this better is that for some reason she was not wearing underwear and the turd fell down the leg of her pants. where were the underwear? somehow over her bra. don’t ask, we didn’t. instead we just put her [...]

ok, i already tried to write this freaking post one time and the stupid computer erased it.
so now i am officially responsible for documenting every time my student touches her “self” or other’s “selves”. yes that’s right. she has been touching other people’s crotches, breasts, butts as well as her own. and now it is [...]

so once again, i have a bathroom story. this one i hope will be short and sweet. same student, strangely an exact repeat of yesterday morning (a separate incident from the naked incident). every morning our students have to brush their teeth and go to the bathroom. it’s part of our daily routine that [...]

so after lunch, as per our daily routine, i asked a student to go to the bathroom, in order to prevent any would be accidents. now, unfortunately our students don’t have a choice in this matter and one of them doesn’t have the language to communicate a choice if it was allowed. that being said, [...]

kitty sucks. two nights ago she decided to have a grand adventure for several hours, leaving me worried and unable to sleep until we found her. now dylan’s version of this story is that i made him walk around in the middle of the night looking for her. but, the truth is that he got [...]

today we had another false alarm. but this time my students were innocent. hooray! of course everyone else immediately pointed the finger o’ blame at our kids, but we were honestly able to say that our kids were innocent this time around. instead it was one of the elementary life skills kids. awesome.
ok. so tired.

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so wednesday, 2:30 we are finishing up for the day sending kids to their respective dorms and buses. lynette takes our most curious student to her bus and joce and i are two seconds from sending the other two to their dorms when the fire alarm goes off. shit. in my head i am thinking, [...]